Tune Ick of the Bizarre

It’s odd, it’s weird, it’s oh-so-wrong
There’s traps and snares and nooses long
And drinks and meats and loads of song
Here at the Bizarre Bazaar

There’s senseless fun and sensible facts
Then structured panels, unsanctioned snacks
So much to buy and shove in your packs
When you’re at the Bizarre Bazaar

So wear your finest costume plays
And give yourself at least a few days
To come and obtain a tunic that says,
“I was at the Bizarre Bazaar!”

— Advertising Tune of the 3rd Annual Bizarre Bazaar*

*HISTORICAL NOTE: Massey Ott, originally a vendor in the garments alley of the Bizarre Bazaar, was narrowly picked as organizer for the third event. His year as organizer is remembered as shoddy, and his advertising recalled as painfully catchy but horribly trite-- not to mention utterly self-serving. He was not invited back to the position.